Good Ship Venus(Friggin’ in the Riggin)

Innspillinger

Melodi: In and Out the Windows (ish…)

On the good ship Venus
by Christ you should have seen us
the figurehead
was a whore in bed
sucking a dead man’s penis.

The captain’s name was Lugger
by Christ he was a bugger
he wasn’t fit
to shovel shit
from one ship to another.

And the second mate was Andy
by Christ he had a dandy
till they crushed his cock
on a jagged rock
for cumming in the brandy.

The third mate’s name was Morgan
by God he was a gorgon
from half past eight
he played till late
upon the captain’s organ.

The captain’s wife was Mabel
and by God was she able
to give the crew
their daily screw
upon the galley table.

The captain’s daughter Charlotte
was born and bred a harlot
Her thighs at night
were lily white
by morning they were scarlet.

The cabin boy was Kipper
by Christ he was a nipper
he stuffed his ass
with broken glass
and circumcised the skipper.

The captain’s lovely daughter
liked swimming in the water.
Delighted squeals
came when some eels
found her sexual quarters.

The cook his name was Freeman
and he was a dirty demon
and he fed the crew
on menstrual stew
and hymens fried in semen.

And the ship’s dog was called Rover
and we turned the poor thing over
and ground and ground
that faithful hound
from Teneriff to Dover.

When we reached our station
through skilful navigation
the ship got sunk
in a wave of spunk
from too much fornication.

On the good ship Venus
by Christ you should have seen us
the figurehead
was a whore in bed
sucking a dead man’s penis.